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Thursday, June 16, 2011

X-Men: First Class

J: Bromance + Action = Awesome
C: Bromance + Action + Comic Books = Epic

Friday, May 27, 2011

Pirates: On Stranger Tides

J: True adventure! Yo Ho, but Disney's need for love stories brings it down. Yarrr.
C: Arrr. Fabulous. Except for the horrible unnecessary pseudo side romance, that is.

Priest

J: Sucks the life out of every other vampire movie made!
C: I like Karl Urban despite my dislike for both Vampires and Cowboys.

Thor

J: Marvel really hit the nail on the head with this one XP Pleasantly surprised!
C: Another score for comic book movie adaptions. Yay!

Hanna

J: Amazing actors. Like a smarter Bourne series.
C: Plot-wise unsatisfying, but a real feast for the eyes.

Source Code

J: A mind boggling fight against movie terrorists. Good watch!
C: Very nice. Explosions, story, the whole sha-bang... see what I did there?

Sucker Punch

J: More sexy ladies and creepy men needed. Less crying, please.
C: Steampunk. Guns. Hot women. Burlesque. Grotesque. My dreams come true.

Limitless

J: Drugs make everything perfect... right?
C: Crappy message, interesting concept.

Paul

C: A bit too Americanized for my tastes, but highly enjoyable none-the-less.
J: Out of this world funny

Tuesday, March 15, 2011

Beastly

J: How romantic! True to story and a little refreshment added by swearing.
C: Fell a bit short of my expectations, but NPH in every romo from now on, please!

Tuesday, March 8, 2011

The Adjustment Bureau

J: Liked. Romance needs a facelift, this wasn't quite it though.
C: I puked in my mouth. Cool idea though.

Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Unknown

J: Unforgettable action.
C: Pretty wow. Didn't see it coming.

Thursday, February 10, 2011

Gulliver's Travels

Pre Movie Excitement: Jack Black and Catherine Tate
Post-Movie Expression:
J: Not a disappointment! Cute and Charming! <3 Jack Black.
C: Not the best remake ever, but super fun nonetheless.

Tuesday, February 1, 2011

The Rite

Pre-Movie Excitement:Anthony Hopkins and scariness?

Post Movie Expression:
 C: Do all exorcism movies have a template? I feel like I've seen this before...
J: You have the Rite to be just like everyone else...

Tuesday, January 25, 2011

True Grit

Pre-Movie Excitement: Oscar hype?

Post Movie Expression:
 J: How did this get Oscar nods?
C: Racist and Boring. A true Western.

Tuesday, January 18, 2011

The Green Hornet

Pre-Movie Excitement: Comic Book Movie!

Post Movie Expression: 
J: Less Seth Rogan, more Jay Chou!
C: Completely ridiculous fun.

Tuesday, January 4, 2011

The Kings Speech

Pre-Movie Excitement: Helena Bonham Carter

Post-Movie Expression:

 J: Beautifully dramatic. Exquisite actors played their parts perfectly.
C: Amazing. Fucking amazing. 

Saturday, January 1, 2011

Tron

Pre-Movie Excitement: First Movie of 2011! Better be epic!

Post-Movie Expression:

 J: Digital Happiness
C: Cliche but fabulous all the same.